With over 600,000 British expatriates living in the U.S., it was inevitable that someday I would bring you this exciting news update:

Six Degrees of Separation Between

Steven James Keathley

and

William and Catherine,

The New Duke & Duchess of Cambridge

1. I have a Welsh Corgi.
2. My Corgi's vet is also the vet of the niece of the Royal Corgi Breeder.
3. In an unfortunate incident, nine Royal Corgis pulled too hard on their leashes, dragged Paul Burrell, personal footman at that time to Queen Elizabeth II, down the stairs and knocked him unconscious.
4. Paul Burrell went on to become the butler of Diana, Princess of Wales.
5. Princess Diana was the mother of Prince William.
6. Prince William married Kate Middleton on April 29, 2011.